They call me "Whiskers" because I'm curious like a cat...

Okay, so shouldn't this say...if you consume 3 or more alcoholic bevarages a day then contact your local AA. I wouldn't think it would be in any way healthy for any human to consume 3 or more alocoholic beverages daily with out saying they have a problem. But thats just me...
 

So from the same place I found the boyfriend pillow, I bring you the butt face towel. I'm pretty sure me & my sister use to call each other butt face. So here's the question I ask myself...exactly how would you use this towel...hang the white over your face and its actually long enough for the butt part to fall over your butt then you get to show off full frontal:) Because I am highly confused how a towel would even begin to work with butt in back and face in front. Anybody? I keep trying to wrap myself up it in visually, and I personally would have one word missing no matter how I try it. Meanwhile, the guy behind the towel is mighty hot...can I order me one of those?!