Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"  The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on
the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally poops in bed.

The wife says, "What was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

So, I kind of like shooting stars a lot. And last night I saw my 3rd one ever. I like them because they are fairly rare and when I see one it reminds me of God's love for me.

Last night I went out to a friends house in Sanger and I had a grand ole time. Not only was able to spend time with two very dear friends but I was able to enjoy nature and things I love. Okay, perhaps this will make me sound like a dork, but whatever. I have always and will always be obsessed with houses that are kind of like cabin in the woods type of thing. I don't really know how to explain it...stone masonry, wood, leather couches, etc. The cowboy home perhaps... Then outside...cattle, horses, pooches, an incredible night sky, then a shooting star. I was in my own little heaven.

This weekend I went to visit my sister and I had a good time as always. We did baby stuff and looked for fabric for the baby room. We watched the rather unfortunate Tech vs. Texas game that made all of us Raiders rather ill. But I got to hang out with my sister so that's cool. I really like only being 2 1/2 hours from her, because now I can see her whenever I want. I love her lots!